Ryan (Troy Gentile), Wade (Nate Hartley) and Emmit (David Dorfman) attend their first day at high school and they're pumped?until they meet up with Filkins (Alex Frost), a school bully who comes off like a little Hannibal Lecter. Before they become completely engulfed in Filkins' reign of terror, they seek out some protection by placing an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine. Their best response ? and the cheapest ? comes from Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a down-on-his luck soldier of fortune who lives a homeless ? he likes to say "home-free" ? existence on the beach. He enrolls them in some physical and mental training.